Every four years, anyone who has the stomach for it can turn on NBC and watch hours — and hours and hours — of froufrou figure skating drama: “Didn’t she grow up in an orphanage?” and “Will her bird-like limbs shatter when she lands this triple-toe loop?” are questions one might ask in order to maximize drama. Well, that time has come again (Vancouver!), and we’re upping the drama ante with a tournament of figure skaters from the movies. They’ve seen it all (injuries, disqualifications, breakups) and overcome the obstacles — on ice — just to keep us entertained. Vote for your favorite skater, and be ready for some surprises.