The Golden Globes nominations are out! Yawn, right? They’re just the annoying little brother to the Oscars. The Robin Award to Hollywood’s Batman Award. But perhaps conventional wisdom has failed you! Think about it: The Globes have stars sitting at tables, laughing at the host’s jokes because they’re drunk. The Oscars take place in an auditorium and its stars laugh at the host’s jokes because it’s impolite if they don’t. The Globes have TV and Movies. The Oscars? Movies only. Even the Golden Globe statuettes are cooler. You know where this is heading. That’s right, the Golden Globes are every bit as enjoyable as the Oscars and you know it. So think about it one last time and then decide which awards show you prefer.