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Horror Brides Tournament, Round One: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (No. 2) vs. Brides of Dracula (No. 15)

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I’ll tell you what I heard in history class the other day… I heard that Janet Weiss gets around. I’m not kidding! My cousin who goes to East High heard it from a friend who saw it on a bathroom wall. Apparently Miss Goody Two-Shoes Janet has a thing for guys, girls, transvestites and reanimated corpses! Oh, and she dances and prances in her scanties and randomly bursts into song. With a resume like that, it’s no wonder that the Rocky Horror Picture Show‘s little red-haired minx, played by a smokin’ hot Susan Sarandon, is the No. 2 seed.

Who could challenge such a pedigree? How about Yvonne Monlaur as Marianne in the original Brides of Dracula? She plays up that “why didn’t I ever had a school teacher who looked like that” thing to perfection in this Hammer classic. Like Janet, Marianne doesn’t waste much time, homing in on the richest man in the realm as a target for love — a certain Baron with an odd sleeping schedule.

Dammit, Janet, are you ready? Marianne, are you ready? Let’s get it on!


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