An 11-year-old boy in the UK managed to prevent his mother from being assaulted. Good for him! How’d he do it? After a mysterious assailant well into his thirties approached the boy’s mother outside of a local bakery in Swardeston, the child exited the car and deftly deflected the blows of the attacker by using his plastic light saber.
I know what you’re thinking: This scenario is the stuff of every tween boy’s dream. The only thing that could’ve made it better is if the lad had also prevented the hot cheerleader from being smothered by a slimy, Jabba-esque gastropod.
Sabre-way from my mum! [Worst pun-of-the-year-headline courtesy of, who else, The Sun!]Read More