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Sci-Fi Geek Pick Up Lines

It is of course a vile canard that your average science fiction fan is less studly than any given male of the general population. And yet this falsehood persists, giving rise to such feeble attempts at humor as this purported list of "Science Fiction Geek Pick-up Lines" from How pathetic. None of them worked anyway:

Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.

Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.

Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch Dr. Who’?

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light saber?

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