Not to betray perhaps unsettlingly perverse thoughts, but I can not be the only one out there who has been wondering more and more what sex with a Terminator is like since Summer Glau was cast as one in the upcoming Sarah Connor Chronicles television series.
Short of building my own Summar Glau model T-800 out of old sporks, spandex and toasters, I’ll probably never know. But Flickr user Cszar has put together a wonderfully perverse gallery showing what might be.
Imagine a sort of visual Kama Sutra for murderous, post-apocalyptic cyborg sex, each pose post-modernistically described in binary code, which often translates into something utterly but hysterically useless.
For example, this image is described as 01110100 01110111 01100101 01101100 01110110 01100101, which translates to “Twelve.”
But of all the poses, my favorite has to be this one, technically known among Terminator fetishists as the 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01110011 01100101 00100000 01010000 01100001 01110010 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101100 01100101 00100000 01000001 01100011 01100011 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110010 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010, but colloquially known as the “Reverse Particle Accelerator.”
I’ll have to try that one with my Summer Glau bot.
PS: God bless saucy Brazilian lass Bibi, who doesn’t seem to have a very good handle on the American concept of work-safedness. In her post on the Terminator Kama Sutra, she apologizes: “Warning: the set contains naked robots in sex positions.” I imagine a vast swathe of firings across Corporate America today thanks to her. Bibi, you’re adorable. Never change.Read More