I’ve been told, repeatedly and at great volume, that I forgot to mention the most important news of all in my last entry. This is big, big news, guys. Are you ready? Take a breath.
My wife started a blog. I know, you’re excited. I can tell. So… go read it. Please — for the love of God. I will never hear the end of it if she doesn’t get enough “traffic” on her blog. I keep telling her that it’s impossible to compete with the Hankster when it comes to love from the people, but she gets more and more hard of hearing as the years pass. Do a solid for your old pal Hank and give her a little love. It’ll make her happy, and when she’s happy, I’m happy. Because really, it’s the little things in life that keep our marriage pleasant — like the adoration of anonymous strangers. I know your hearts belong to me, but there’s room enough for us all, right?
(And if we get this out of the way now, I won’t have to bore you all with more begging later, and we can get back to the important things like beer, tales of morons I encounter every day, and Hank’s movie picks. Everyone gets what they want!)Read More