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Horror Brides Tourney, Round One: The Corpse Bride (No. 5) vs. I Married a Monster from Outer Space (No. 12)

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Granted, No. 5 seed Emily, better known as the Corpse Bride, isn’t exactly a heavy favorite to stay the course. But this match has undead beat-down tattooed right on the small of its metaphorical back. The tale of the tape is self-explanatory: In one corner, we have 12th-seed Marge (Gloria Talbott), the poor sap who married an alien vegetable hell-bent on cross-species reproduction. In the other, an undead zombie-bride chick with a good dose of dark power on her side. Boom, dead, done.

I don’t think Marge a can take this one, unless she can work that 1950s’ housewife mojo and decapitate Corpse Bride with come clipped coupons, all Jackie Chan style. And yeah, Jackie Chan could kill you with a 50 cents-off Bounty slip. It seems a landslide is inevitable, but it ain’t over till it’s over — that’s why they play the games!

Corpse Bride, are you ready? Marge, are you ready (to get creamed)? Let’s get it on!

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