She’s dead, she’s blue because she has no man, and she’s seriously ready to channel that rage into an ass-whippin’ for some unfortunate someone. She made mincemeat of her first-round foe, the alien-ated housewife of I Married a Monster From Outer Space (yeah, I know… that is one really crappy movie title unless it’s a comedy, which this one was not). Hello, Corpse Bride: Are you ready for your second-round match up?
The Corpse Bride’s next opponent, the Bride of Chucky, does her own blurring of the lines between horror and comedy. Chucky’s plucky bride is seeded No. 4, a hair higher than Tim Burton’s No. 5-seeded honeypot. In Round One, Mrs. Chucky did the do all over the Bride of the Gorilla, earning herself a berth in the quarter finals. The result is a spirited free-for-all featuring two dead dames who really know how to go after their man. It’s mano-a-mano, woman against woman, plastic against dessicated flesh.
Undead Chick number one, are you ready? Undead Chick number two, are you ready? Let’s get it on!Read More