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Teeth Bites In November

Teeth
The well-regarded Sundance horror comedy Teeth finally got a release date, according to Cinematical via Fangoria.  It will hit the hip towns of New York and LA on November 30.  Then, in December, it will hit more theaters.  I have to wonder about having a horror-ish flick premiering at that time of year.  Anyone remember which horror films were hits that were released in the Christmas time period?

BTW, the wonderfully odd movie is about a woman with teeth in her, um, vagina.  Of course, this is based on a psychological fear men have had probably since the era of the caveman.  But the movie has a lighter take on things.

Says Cinematical: "Directed by the very friendly (and talented) Mitchell Lichtenstein, Teeth
follows Dawn (Weixler); a teen abstinence preacher who’s always avoided
sexual contact because of a little problem she has down there.
Suffering from a rare case of "vagina dentata," Dawn goes about her
business telling kids not to have sex, until she, herself, feels the
need to start experimenting with a boy she’s grown fond of. From there,
let’s just say all the guys in the audience might find it hard to watch
the events unfold." 

I can’t wait, and I won’t find it hard to watch.  I’ll just think of all the folks I know who deserve to get chomped down there.

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