The most hated thing to come out of a computer until Windows Vista. he's got a pivotal role in his first film, a pitiful cameo in his last.
When it comes to buddy-cop flicks, three's a crowd! She joins Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez but doesn't end with a mÃ©nage Ã trois.
Capshaw was supposed to serve as a romantic interest for Indy. Apparently, nobody but the director noticed.
She shows up to spoil Batman and Robin's coming-out-of-the-cave moment. At least she had the sense to arrive with only 20 minutes left.
Schneider's yapper Fergie is (not surprisingly) one judge never to star in a syndicated courtroom show.
Tucker proves it's possible for TV talk shows to get even worse. It's not surprising he lives in a future dystopia where man has given up hope.
The half to Burt Reynolds's titular cop, this sidekick will bust a cap in your ass, because, frankly, he can't aim much higher.
Another fat, obnoxious sidekick who nobody likes. He's liable to get too drunk, vomit, and betray you all in the same night.
In this Lethal Weapon pic, Riggs and Murtaugh put up with this loudmouth for reasons that can't be explained.
The ultimate fifth wheel, he's crude, rude, and delights in the roadblocks in a young virgin's journey to the promised land.
Long pitches computers on TV, and, as an '08 movie fad, "The Wisecracking Hacker" winds up in a movie where he can't shut up about them.
Talk about pathetic. Today, Spade's exploiting Farley's memory in commercials using scenes from the movie.
It's hard to believe that this whiny 10-year-old will go on to become the man who will go on to save the world.
He's just what every society on the brink of destruction needs: a paranoid know-it-all computer geek with marital issues.
A sidekick who actually kicks, he joked through three Shrek movies. Now that's one ass with a lot of cracks.
What's not to love about a sidekick who whines, complains, and pines for a magical ring so badly that he might murder you for it?
Harry Potter supplies the courage. Hermione supplies the brains. Ron supplies lots of whimpering and bonehead decisions.
Sam gets a bit too jealous anytime the flick's other annoying sidekick starts getting a little too close to his master.
Sure, Bubba's charming at first, but how long can you talk about shrimp? A sidekick needs at least one other topic he can discuss!
As a sidekick to sidekick R2-D2, the bar is not set high, but the infamous gold robot's fear of just about everything is unbearable.