John Connor (Edward Furlong), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Rank Title Points Votes Your Vote
1

The most hated thing to come out of a computer until Windows Vista. he's got a pivotal role in his first film, a pitiful cameo in his last.

Current Score:
580
Total Votes:
1402
2

When it comes to buddy-cop flicks, three's a crowd! She joins Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez but doesn't end with a ménage à trois.

Current Score:
321
Total Votes:
933
3

Capshaw was supposed to serve as a romantic interest for Indy. Apparently, nobody but the director noticed.

Current Score:
301
Total Votes:
1221
4

She shows up to spoil Batman and Robin's coming-out-of-the-cave moment. At least she had the sense to arrive with only 20 minutes left.

Current Score:
300
Total Votes:
1120
5

Schneider's yapper Fergie is (not surprisingly) one judge never to star in a syndicated courtroom show.

Current Score:
193
Total Votes:
881
6

Tucker proves it's possible for TV talk shows to get even worse. It's not surprising he lives in a future dystopia where man has given up hope.

Current Score:
192
Total Votes:
1116
7

The half to Burt Reynolds's titular cop, this sidekick will bust a cap in your ass, because, frankly, he can't aim much higher.

Current Score:
183
Total Votes:
725
8

Another fat, obnoxious sidekick who nobody likes. He's liable to get too drunk, vomit, and betray you all in the same night.

Current Score:
-16
Total Votes:
822
9

In this Lethal Weapon pic, Riggs and Murtaugh put up with this loudmouth for reasons that can't be explained.

Current Score:
-29
Total Votes:
1025
10

The ultimate fifth wheel, he's crude, rude, and delights in the roadblocks in a young virgin's journey to the promised land.

Current Score:
-41
Total Votes:
983
11

Long pitches computers on TV, and, as an '08 movie fad, "The Wisecracking Hacker" winds up in a movie where he can't shut up about them.

Current Score:
-84
Total Votes:
924
12

Talk about pathetic. Today, Spade's exploiting Farley's memory in commercials using scenes from the movie.

Current Score:
-96
Total Votes:
916
13

It's hard to believe that this whiny 10-year-old will go on to become the man who will go on to save the world.

Current Score:
-102
Total Votes:
1084
14

He's just what every society on the brink of destruction needs: a paranoid know-it-all computer geek with marital issues.

Current Score:
-226
Total Votes:
1038
15

A sidekick who actually kicks, he joked through three Shrek movies. Now that's one ass with a lot of cracks.

Current Score:
-266
Total Votes:
1182
16

What's not to love about a sidekick who whines, complains, and pines for a magical ring so badly that he might murder you for it?

Current Score:
-266
Total Votes:
1174
17

Harry Potter supplies the courage. Hermione supplies the brains. Ron supplies lots of whimpering and bonehead decisions.

Current Score:
-285
Total Votes:
1151
18

Sam gets a bit too jealous anytime the flick's other annoying sidekick starts getting a little too close to his master.

Current Score:
-346
Total Votes:
1162
19

Sure, Bubba's charming at first, but how long can you talk about shrimp? A sidekick needs at least one other topic he can discuss!

Current Score:
-427
Total Votes:
1063
20

As a sidekick to sidekick R2-D2, the bar is not set high, but the infamous gold robot's fear of just about everything is unbearable.

Current Score:
-522
Total Votes:
1302